My First Asshole Customer in Walmart I work overnight stocking in Walmart. I’m working in hardware, and I have a customer request tools out of the lock cabinet. Cool, right? Not cool. He wants a tool set and a drill. I tell him he can take the ratchet set with him but I’ll have to take the drill to the front because it didn’t have an alarm set on it. This street rat starts digging in a hole in his pants and I think he’s going to hold my ass at gun point. He pulls out a wad of cash strapped to his leg. Then proceeded to tell me how I was calling him a thief. And how he works for his money. If you work for your money why do you hide it? Anyways, I apologized to the customer and explained the protocol. He became more angry and decided to tell me he wouldn’t take any of it. The irony is, that’s probably where he received the cash in the first place. Asshole.

My First Asshole Customer in Walmart

I work overnight stocking in Walmart. I’m working in hardware, and I have a customer request tools out of the lock cabinet. Cool, right? Not cool. He wants a tool set and a drill. I tell him he can take the ratchet set with him but I’ll have to take the drill to the front because it didn’t have an alarm set on it. This street rat starts digging in a hole in his pants and I think he’s going to hold my ass at gun point. He pulls out a wad of cash strapped to his leg. Then proceeded to tell me how I was calling him a thief. And how he works for his money. If you work for your money why do you hide it? Anyways, I apologized to the customer and explained the protocol. He became more angry and decided to tell me he wouldn’t take any of it. The irony is, that’s probably where he received the cash in the first place. Asshole.

“I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaing somebody with no intention of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they Goddamn mean it.”
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JACKIE KENNEDY’S LOVE LETTER TO JFK.

Letter written by Jackie Kennedy on the day of the assassination.
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Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
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I love you Jackie c: #tommi
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The Queen Photobombed A Selfie At The Commonwealth Gamesomg-humor.tumblr.com